Strange, before the wreck, no girl would look at me while I was driving. Now, every single one turns their head. They even point me out, too. Ahhhh yaaaaa!!!!

Yes, the kitchen sink is in there somewhere.

My time portal. Each time I walk past this, I skip 5 minutes into the future. Weird, huh?

I asked for blue tape, but the store was all out.

Those car repair prices can be tremendous. Plus, the car smells great when the air is turned on.

No need to call a repairman on the water heater. I got this one.

Here's hoping a car thief doesn't own a pair of metal cutters.

Hot air blowing in your face? How does that help you defrost the windows?